Dear Friend,

I’ll be blunt:

In our 23-year history of identifying opportunities before they hit the general public, we’ve never made such an audacious promise… or such a bold guarantee.

But we’re doing it because this market is creating some amazing discounts on some great companies. And, for the investor brave enough to enter now – making money could be almost as natural as breathing.

How do we know? Because you could already be making $559,000 investing in our current basket of “Dead Certainties” right now… even with the market crash. So earning at least that much going forward should be a piece of cake.

What are “Dead Certainties?”

They are companies that fit a very specific profile… identified by a formula we’ve spent the past decade perfecting – a formula I’ll reveal to you in just a moment. The reason we call them “Dead Certainties” is, we feel these stocks are as likely to go back up as night follows day – especially now that they are being sold for such deep discounts.

In the past, the stocks in our “Dead Certainty” portfolio have made us huge gains:

• Two different companies that supply the U.S. government with material and technology, up 50% and 72% for us since they became “Dead Certainties” – despite coming down off their highs during the crash.
  
  
• A very well known retailer – with a little-known investment loophole the “Dead Certain” formula discovered. Since we recommended it, we’ve locked in gains near 230% - again, even with the current market. In fact, this retailer is one of the few that’s thriving, not in spite of, but because of the recession.
  
  
• A dental supply company, up 108% in the time we recommended it – and now, it’s about the join the S&P 500.

In all, our “Dead Certainty” portfolio has grown over 18% each and every year on average for the last four, five, six and seven years – through thick and thin.

That means if you were to start with $100,000 and added nothing to your “Dead Certainty” portfolio for the next 10 years, if our stellar track record is any guide, you could wind up with over $559,000.

Bolster your “Dead Certainties” portfolio by $25,000 a year – and that number swells to over $1 million.

And if you can add $50,000 a year – you’re looking at over $1.5 million in extra retirement income.

And you can have it just by buying a basket of stocks that history tells us are practically preordained to move higher in the years ahead.

Of course, you can start benefiting from the tremendous gains these “Dead Certainties” spin off year after year with any amount of start up capital you like – and rest comfortably knowing your investment can more than double in a bad investment environment… and could provide you huge, outsized gains whenever the markets start their recovery.

I know it’s difficult to believe anything can be called “Dead Certain” at a time like this… with major companies going bankrupt and getting nationalized.

It was difficult to believe anything would go right when the dot-com bubble burst in 2000, too… but that was the perfect time to buy strong businesses – when they were on sale.

Like McDonald’s… the king of fast food was hit by the last bursting bubble and subsequent recession as hard as anyone, losing over half its value between 2001 and 2003.

But after hitting the bottom, McDonald’s rose 339% over the next five years.

Even if you’d bought midway through the crash – in late 2001 – you’d be up 99.85% now.

In fact, even if you’d invested in McDonald’s at the very height of the bubble, in early 2000… you’d still be up over 40% on your investment today.

And it’s not just McDonald’s. You find the same pattern with Procter & Gamble… up 32% from its pre-crash height, and 128% from its lowest point.

Or with Chevron, up 58% from late-2000, and 114% from its lowest point during the recession.

It’s not just the dot-com crash either: this pattern repeats with every great correction. Take a look at what Coke did in the ten years after “Black Monday”:

Or look at what Pfizer did over the same period of time:

Those gains are from the heights of the stock right before the crash, don’t forget. If you’d bought after the market started falling – in other words, at a time that looks more like today – you’d have made even more.

That’s how John Templeton made his fortune – borrowing $10,000 in 1939 to invest in 104 strong companies made cheap by the start of World War II. He bought 100 shares in each. Four stakes became worthless. 100 of them increased so much, Templeton became a multi-millionaire and giant of Wall Street.

That’s why Warren Buffett is going on a buying binge today. In fact, he just bought a controlling share in a company our third “Dead Certainty” has a big stake in.

Of course, no investment can ever be 100% risk free… but the fact is, when the markets are looking their shakiest – when bad days start to pile up on top of each other, like they’re doing now – that’s the best possible time to invest in great, strong companies.

Because these companies – firms like our eight “Dead Certainties” – are amongst the healthiest out there, and best able to survive the current financial mess. And they may never be as cheap as they are right now.

We created our “Dead Certainty” portfolio specifically so members of our elite financial organization can stop worrying about where they’re going to find the money to live a happy and luxurious retirement.

• To travel freely anywhere, any time…
  
  
• To have a vacation home (or two) where family and friends can get together, year after year…
  
  
• To have all your bills paid off…
  
  
• To not have to scrimp, save and cut coupons like so many American retirees are forced to do…
  
  
• To never be a burden on your children…

And already we’re well on our way. Since our members began investing in our basket of “Dead Certainty” stocks four years ago, a $50,000 investment could have turned into more than $99,500 despite a very rocky market.

And assuming the returns keep rolling in as they have, it would be worth over $198,000 in four more years…and a healthy $662,000 by the time retirement age rolls around…

But that’s nothing compared to what our brand new batch of “Dead Certainty” stocks could make you.

That’s because major blue chips haven’t been this cheap since the 1970s – or earlier, in many cases.

The smart, quiet money is loading up on these “Dead Certainty” stocks – and others like them – at historic rates.

In addition to the one mentioned before, Warren Buffett himself also owns millions of shares of another of our “Dead Certain” recommendations. So do the top hedge and mutual funds today… names like Thornburg, Vanguard, and Fidelity.

That’s because these financial giants realize the market is selling at a deep discount… and history shows us, there’s no better time to buy.

For instance, investing in just the Dow… you could have made 21% in only 3 months after the 1987 crash… 23% in 4 months following the ’91 dip… or a whopping 19% in less than a month, just after the 9/11 tragedy. That’s equal to 228% gains a year.

And the recent housing and credit crises have created just such a buying opportunity again. That’s why the smart money is loading up on valuable companies now, while the market is depressed.

Today, every sector – every sector, from health to technology to consumer staples – is beating its usual profit margins, by an average of 39%. And at the same time, many sectors are sitting at historically low P/E ratios.

Essentially, Wall Street is “on sale,” and the best investors of our time are loading up on the staples while the discount holds.

Frankly, there’s never been a better time to invest in these “Dead Certainty” stocks…sit back…and let them work their proven magic.

And when you’re ready to kick back and enjoy a long, happy, active, worry free retirement – just start drawing the income you need from the millions these stocks could have generated for you.

So if you’re one of the 32.7 million Americans who are ten years or less from retirement – and you don’t have the estimated $1.2 to $4 million the AARP says you’re going to need to live well and comfortably…

…Then these “Dead Certainty” stocks were created with you in mind – as an opportunity to create the kind of capital that modern retirement requires.

Best of all, I’d like to send you our just-published “Dead Certainties” report FREE – which includes complete details on eight brand new stocks set to spin off double-digit gains every year over the next eight to 12 years…

In fact, we’re so confident that these eight companies will make you look like a financial genius to your family and friends over the coming years, that we’re willing to guarantee we show you at least 459% in gains.

I’ll tell you how we plan to guarantee this in a moment…and show you how to have your FREE “Dead Certainties” report in your hands in a matter of days.

But first, let me tell you about a few of the companies our “Dead Certain” formula has indentified…

I don’t think I have to tell you…

You can’t watch an evening of television these days without being bombarded with prescription drug commercials from big pharmaceutical companies promising everything from a better night’s sleep, to less trips to the bathroom, to a better sex life.

But what most people don’t realize is that the exclusive marketing and manufacturing rights to literally dozens of these brand name drugs are fast running out…which means generic drug makers will soon be free to make and market their own versions of these very popular and widely prescribed drugs.

In fact, no less than 34 name brand drugs (you’ll recognize their names – among them are Zyrtec, Valtrex, and Imitrex, to name just a few) just lost or will lose their exclusive patents by the end of 2009. That’s paving the way for generic drug makers to copy the formula and sell them at a much cheaper price – even more important in today’s economic climate.

That’s great news for the estimated 120 million Americans using prescription drugs today, since generic drugs can cost half or less of what the brand name companies charge…

But it’s even better news for the first of our 8 brand-new “Dead Certainty” companies – the pharmaceutical giant that’s quietly become the dominant player in the generic drug industry. And right now it’s gearing up to lay claim to the lion’s share of the estimated $100 billion dollars up for grabs when these drug patents expire.

Make no mistake about it – this will be big news in the mainstream press in the weeks and months to come.

Never in history have so many popular and widely prescribed drugs been set to lose their exclusive status all at once.

And for those who understand the impact this coming “generic drug boom” will have on this dominant industry leader, the profits will be substantial. Even if the company captured a mere 20% of generic drug sales over the next three years, the stock price could double in price…

But that’s just the beginning…

As more and more generics replace their mainstream counterparts, this stock could easily post 32% gains each and every year for the next ten years – safely and steadily turning a $12,500 investment today into $200,700.

When we expect these kinds of returns from a single “Dead Certainty”… you can see why we’re so comfortable guaranteeing at least 459% from all eight.

But there’s a lot more to this “Dead Certainty” than just generic drug profits…

• It has launched 17 new drugs in the past 8 years – more than any other business
  
  
• It has over 50 new drugs in phase II – or later – trials
  
  
• It is the fifth-largest vaccine producer in the world – a market segment that boasts high margins and 20%-a-year growth
  
  
• It isn’t an American company – and, in fact, it trades in one of the best currencies to own right now, making it a great dollar hedge

But it’s the coming generic boom that could make this drug maker the “darling” of the pharmaceutical world over the next decade or more…

Consider the raw numbers…

Thanks to the general malaise of the market, this company’s P/E is about half of what it should be.

In other words, if every drug they have in the pipeline is nixed, if all future sources of income fail… this company still could double in short order, based on pure value.

But as we’ve seen, our “Dead Certainty” isn’t just treading water. It’s the biggest player in what’s fast becoming the dominant drug business.

In 2007, only 19 new branded drugs were approved – the lowest number since 1983. By contrast, almost 100 generics were brought to market – 5 times the branded number.

In 2005, 53% of all prescribed drugs were generic. In 2010, that number will be 70%-75%, conservatively. The generics market is growing 10% a year.

No wonder sales at this “Dead Certainty” are up 11% this year. And since generics are much cheaper to bring to market – no billions spent researching and developing something entirely new – profits are up even more.

This is the perfect “Dead Certainty” opportunity to tuck away, since it could potentially turn a five-figure investment into six figures painlessly, and effortlessly. You have better things to do than worry about your money.

This “Dead Certainty” company – and seven more just like it – is not the only thing you’ll be getting with our free report.

You’ll also learn how our extraordinary organization can not only transform you financially – but expose you to the “hidden world” of influence, privilege, and “back room” insights only the very wealthy and privileged elite can access.

And just to be clear…

This is no stock tout sheet or “guru” driven investment letter.

What this report will do for you is open the door to a world few individuals ever get to see… where wealth is so commonplace… and happens so naturally… that in time it will seem secondary to the life-changing impact it will have on you.

For instance – when was the last time you were invited to cruise the Mediterranean with a Saudi Prince, a Fortune 500 CEO, a best selling business author, and an heiress to a pharmaceutical company – simply because you were associated with the right people?

When was the last time you got a note from the director of one of the most successful financial organizations in the world that said: “We’re going down to look at some outstanding, beautiful, undeveloped (and very cheap) ocean front property one of our associates discovered – would you like to come along?”

When was the last time you had an open invitation to sip tea in an oak-paneled club room – and talk finance with one (or several) of the most successful investors of our time?

These things rarely happen for even the best-heeled individuals… But they can – and will – for you…simply because you are holding this report in your hands right now. We may occasionally be called “The investment club you can’t get into” – but you can be invited.

My name is James Boxley Cooke. I’m a former executive with T. Rowe Price, one of the largest and most respected mutual fund groups in the world.

But I left that job to head a much more prestigious group – one more elite, and dedicated to turning each of our members into millionaires and multimillionaires.

We’re called The Oxford Club. It’s possible you’ve heard of us… but more likely you haven’t. We don’t splash advertisements everywhere, the way some financial firms do – and we don’t send out invitations to just anybody. Our information is just too valuable.

Our Investment Director, for example, is Alexander Green – one of the premier financial analysts in the country, and the architect of “Dead Certainties.”

Alex spent 16 years working high-powered jobs on Wall Street – including a stint at the largest investment bank in the world. He’s been profiled in Forbe’s, Kiplinger’s Personal Finance, MarketWatch, and he often appears on business channels like CNBC – along with regular speaking engagements at financial conferences around the world.

And he’s one of the most astute analysts working today. For example…

In 2001, just as he was leaving the walled gardens of Wall Street for The Oxford Club, Alex’s research turned up an incredible opportunity.

At the time, stocks were tumbling across the board. And they would continue to do so for another two years. Even high-growth companies couldn’t advance their shares – including Wal-Mart. The mega-retailer’s stock lost half of its value from 2000 to 2003.

But there was something about Wal-Mart that no one but Alex was noticing…

The company had an incredibly profitable operation in Mexico, whose shares traded independently of its parent organization, under a different ticker symbol. The business was in the early stages of expansion. And revenues were climbing exponentially by the quarter.

It was a slam-dunk for anyone paying attention.

When Alex recommended Wal-Mart de Mexico to The Oxford Club, shares were trading for $0.90. Readers who followed his recommendation could have locked in gains of 228%.

Meanwhile, “normal” Wal-Mart stock is still 14% below its high in 2000.

The thing is, most brokers don’t know how to find opportunities like this. Independent research is practically a sin at brokerage houses. Brokers aren’t in the business of stock picking at all. It’s sales they’re after.

At Alex’s old firm, clients weren’t getting the market’s best opportunities. Instead, he was limited to recommending stocks on an “approved” list. That’s one of the primary reasons Alex decided to jump ship, and lead the financial team at The Oxford Club.

And the timing was perfect…

As mentioned, stocks were tumbling then – just as they are now.

So it was an opportunity – a challenge, really – to find profitable investment ideas during one of the biggest sell-offs in U.S. history. But our homework paid off…

From 2001-2003, readers who bought Netflix, Western Digital, Waste Management, Barrick Gold, ASA Ltd., Office Depot, Tiffany & Co., and Immunex – just some of The Oxford Club’s recommendations during the last bear – had an average gain of 78%.

The broad market, as you know, tanked.

No wonder we attract a thriving network of intelligent individuals – each with their own strengths and areas of expertise. Altogether, today we’re over 67,000 members strong. We have doctors… CEOs… scientists… lawyers… entrepreneurs… brokers… even Saudi royalty and a former presidential candidate in our ranks. Put together, all that varied expertise turns us on to near-limitless opportunities.

The kinds of results you see in the box above are what you get when you’re part of a group so successful and well-connected, tremendous opportunities just have a way of falling into your lap…

And that brings us back to our “Dead Certainty” picks.

Lehman Bros. Fanny and Freddie. AIG and Merrill Lynch.

With the current meltdown in financial firms, almost every investor is running from any business that deals with money – as fast as he can.

But amongst those heading the other direction is one Warren Buffett.

Why? It’s the most basic rule of investing – but also the hardest to put into practice when emotion starts to rule the day: Invest when there’s blood on the streets.

And there’s no doubt, blood is running through the financial sector right now.

But Warren Buffett – and a few other calm value investors – are quietly buying up shares of strong, healthy companies on the cheap. After all, the entire financial sector is down 47% over the past year – good firms and bad.

And that includes one of the best firms in the banking world – our second “Dead Certainty,” and 12% of Buffett’s personal portfolio.

Unlike other banks, this “Dead Certainty” opportunity made money last year – and is going to make money again this year. Over $2 per share, in fact.

While other businesses are scrambling to secure loans, and praying more than planning to survive for the next year… our “Dead Certainty” pick has billions in cash saved away – and enough security that this business raised dividends again last quarter.

That brings the dividend up to almost 4% - and it’s growing 16% every year.

And in fact, this bank is actually benefitting from the financial turmoil. When Lehman went belly-up, our second “Dead Certainty” opportunity rose almost 13% in a single day.

That’s because, the more the rest of the financial world suffers, the wiser this company’s management appears. With each new disaster, it’s becoming clearer that our “Dead Certainty” pick has avoided the credit crisis altogether.

It doesn’t have bad subprimes out there, it doesn’t have risky investments in CDOs, or packaged mortgages, and it doesn’t have any shortfalls to make up.

In fact, this well-run firm is seeing core business benefit from the credit mess. Because other institutions are turning away customers – those banks are busy just trying to cover their bad loans, they’ve no money left to lend.

The few remaining healthy banks are gaining access to all the good money that’s still out there. And make no mistake – even with the news dominated by negative stories, there still is good money out there.

To take just one example… American real estate is in horrible shape – and it’s arguably the worst sector in the world right now. Yet, in 2008, 5,000,000 existing homes will be sold in the U.S and 500,000 new homes will be bought.

That’s not equal to the highs of 2005, but it’s still a very sizable business… one that needs plenty of mortgages.

And people who can afford to buy now are the very best customers to have – great credit ratings, cash on hand for down payments… these are the kinds of loans that banks love to make.

But in 2008 – unlike 2005 – only a very few banks are healthy enough to serve these premium customers. Like our “Dead Certainty” recommendation.

• It has a sizable mortgage business – but it never got into the exotic and questionable loans that dominate the subprime mess.
  
  
• It has a large insurance business – which hasn’t been hurt at all by the current financial meltdown, and is likely to grow now that AIG has fallen.
  
  
• It has a large credit business – but because it avoided subprimes, and it has a huge amount of cash, there’s no credit squeeze here. In fact, this company just raised its dividend 10% – a sure sign of financial health.

And unlike other banks – which are losing money hand over fist – this bank’s earnings just beat analyst estimates, on record revenue.

That news brought a nice 33% bump to share prices in a single day – and led the way to the best day banks have seen on Wall Street in 2 decades.

But shares of this bank are still dramatically oversold. Many investors are still sitting on the sidelines, waiting for financials as a whole to stabilize.

We think this is the best time to get into this bank – before the big move happens. And we’re not alone.

Berkshire Hathaway is also diving in. Buffett’s investment firm is now the second-largest holder of this company’s stock… and if potential 263% returns are good enough for it, they’re good enough for us.

But how did we – and fellow value investors– discover this company when the rest of Wall Street was stampeding away from any business involved in finance?

This letter is too short to go through all the steps we use to find these few “Dead Certainties,” but I can boil our search criteria down to the 5 most important components:

We aren’t market-timers – we’ve seen too many fortunes lost and opportunities missed waiting for the ‘right’ entrance or exit price… and many of the brightest investment minds agree: You can never know what the market will do next. We listen when a luminary like Warren Buffett says, “Most people get interested in stocks when everybody else is. The time to get interested is when nobody else is. You can’t buy what is popular and do well.”

In fact, time and again, the greatest financial minds are active contrarians – rushing money into investments just when the rest of the market is panicking and running away. That’s why Buffett himself just keeps pouring money into our “Dead Certain” banking firm, right in the middle of the current financial crisis.

We look for value above all else. When a valuable, well-run company is caught up in bad news surrounding a sector, it usually spells a bargain.

It’s never a bad time to look for value… but during bear markets, value investing is even more profitable than usual.

That’s why, when the market last tanked, we still racked up average gains of 78%.

Frankly, many American companies are so entwined with the real estate and sub-prime meltdown, they will take years to clean up their books.

The same can’t be said about a number of global businesses and international titans.

In today’s world of ETFs, ADRs, international funds and emerging markets, anyone who isn’t exposed to global companies is playing with one hand tied behind their back. It’s now simple and easy to invest in foreign companies… and it’s international markets that have shown the most growth over the past 10 years. At the same time the BRIC nations are enjoying yet more double-digit growth, the U.S. is struggling to avoid a recession.

With an international network – which I’ll talk more about a little later – we’re exposed to news from around the globe. That includes the early arrival of foreign companies that haven’t yet made a splash beyond their borders.

By casting the widest possible net, we are certain to find the best possible companies – no matter where they are.

That’s how we found the largest retail firm in the world – which was overlooked by almost the entire American market, because it wasn’t sold over any major exchange.

But Alex Green saw the chance to own a blue chip for pink sheet prices… and five years later, our readers could have seen gains of 228% on Wal-mart de Mexico.

We currently have a list of six industries that always do well, through good times and bad.

That’s because they aren’t dependent on the winds of the economy, but rather, they provide services and products so indispensable to modern life, we’ll never be without them. Things like consumer staples… food… health… energy… all the basics upon which our entire system is built.

No matter what happens in the rest of the economy, these sectors will continue making steady profits – in many cases, performing even better during recessions.

You can see this kind of dependable performance in one of our current “Dead Certainties,” Raytheon – a defense contractor that boasts the best customer in the world, the U.S. government. Good for a 50% win…

This is where our extensive network of sources really comes into its own: when we’re looking for the few companies that are breaking new ground within dependable sectors – and getting that information before it becomes public knowledge.

Because, long-term, you won’t lose money in these dependable sectors… but if you choose poorly, you may never make it either.

That’s why we look for companies doing something new and different… we monitor them for weeks, months – however long it takes – and, when we see new strategies or products paying off, we strike.

No wonder our members could have made 108% on Dentsply, a dental firm that we saw was poised to become the leading manufacturer of dentures, prosthetics, and various other dental equipment. Now that it is the top manufacturer, shares have nearly doubled – despite the rocky markets.

5. Identify the Trigger

Once we’ve found the perfect company – in the right sector, with the right approach, ready to bring new, game-changing technologies or methods to the market… we wait.

Maybe days, maybe years, we wait.

That’s because the markets aren’t always logical, and it may take a long time for them to discover what we already know. And there may be larger currents keeping our company down – in which case we’ll wait for the right environment.

But, if you wait for the right trigger – something sure to capture the public’s imagination – you can be certain to buy right before your company makes its big move.

It could be an election – and we have a number of stocks we’re researching right now, to advance or retreat according to President-Elect Obama’s first decisions.

It could be a new kind of regulation – or the abolishment of an old one.

It could be a breaking point in the technology – like a solar company we’re monitoring that is about to complete a power plant – one that delivers electricity for 5% less than coal.

Or it could be as simple as an old-fashioned IPO.

Hit the trigger, and you won’t have your money wasting away in a stagnant stock, waiting for the big move.

You’ll get in just before the big move.

That was the key to our 53% win on YUM! Brands… we saw Yum’s expansion into China hit a tipping point, and got in just ahead of the financial pundits. Now, with a possible spin-off on the horizon, even bigger profits from this firm could be on the horizon.

A strong “Dead Certainty” pick hits each of these 5 indicators on all cylinders… but getting the trigger just right is the key to truly astounding returns – the kind that can make you $559,000, and help secure your retirement. Companies like our third “Dead Certainty” play…

The U.S. needs more power. A lot more power – much more than we’re going to be able to add in the next few years.

We’re facing a classic supply-squeeze… and we’ve found the one fund that is perfectly positioned to benefit as demand exceeds supply.

And that will happen sooner than you might think. Demand could pass supply by the end of the year. In 2007, Americans consumed nearly 4 trillion kilowatt-hours of electricity. And we produced… just short of 4 trillion kilowatt-hours of electricity.

And while electric demand continues to increase – gaining about 1% a year for the past 20 years, even during recessions – we don’t have any new energy sources coming online anytime soon. We’re about to run short. New plants are being constructed in haste, but they take many years to build.

This shortage is going to lead to some outrageous prices very soon… already, many consumers are complaining about increases in energy costs.

But not us. We’ve found a fund that invests in what is usually one of the safest sectors… but for the next few years of the energy supply squeeze, it will also be one of the most lucrative.

Utilities.

Utilities are often overlooked… because they usually don’t have exciting storylines, and innovations take years to show up on the bottom line – much longer than the attention span of the average investor.

But, with many regions of the U.S. facing the prospects of rolling brownouts and blackouts within a few years, utilities are about to become a very hot, profitable commodity. And our third “Dead Certainty” play holds some of the biggest utilities in America.

• One produces over 26,000 megawatts of electricity (the average large power plant produces between 500 and 1,500 megawatts). That same company also has 14,000 miles of natural gas pipeline.
  
  
• Another major company not only has huge electric and natural gas holdings, but also is one of the largest producers of wind power in the American southwest. Texas alone produces more wind energy than the next 14 states combined – and wind power in the region is growing faster than any other power source.
  
  
• Another business not only provides most of the energy for the mid-Atlantic region – it also provides most of the water, as well.

In short, this one fund brings us exposure to every facet of energy production and distribution in the U.S. And even as demand rises, and costs follow suit – no one’s going to start turning off their fridge at night.

If this fund just performs exactly as it has for the past six years – it could give you 279% gains. And we’re not the only ones buying in – Buffett, again, is placing a large bet. He just bought the controlling share of one of the biggest power companies owned by this fund – sinking $5 billion of his own money into the firm.

Hidden in the news of plummeting consumer confidence and falling retail numbers is one sales sector that’s blossoming during this recession:

Groceries.

This isn’t an aberration. People never stop eating. And when the economy goes south, families tend to stay home and cook their own meals much more often. In fact, when Wal-Mart recently beat earnings expectations, most of the praise was heaped on their discount groceries.

But despite this, food companies have been caught in the recent sell-off as well. Once the markets stabilize, this ‘recession proof’ sector should be amongst the first to bounce back.

And that’s why we like our fourth “Dead Certainty” pick so much.

This company sells more food than any other in the world. And, unlike almost every other business, it’s growing at an impressive clip. This year, our fourth “Dead Certainty” pick saw sales increase almost 9%, and profits rise over 6%.

Adding to its value, this company is…

• … shaking off the bottom 30% of its products, leaving the firm leaner, more productive and more profitable…
  
  
• … positioning itself into healthy and fitness foods, the fastest-growing and highest-margin products in the food industry…
  
  
• … valued in perhaps the most stable currency in the world.
  
  
• … protected from further downside, by a 3-year, $21 billion stock buyback program.

Right now, this stock is down 24% over the past six months, dragged down by the markets… despite a growing and healthy business that gets stronger in recessions. Once the current panic-selling phase passes, we expect this company to bounce right back to where it was – and keep climbing.

How do we determine which companies to feed into our “Dead Certain” formula, out of the thousands publicly traded?

Simply put, we depend on the inside connections of our most valued members, and our lead researchers.

For example, Louis Basenese was a rising star at a leading Wall Street investment firm. After beginning his career designing asset protection for business owners, he moved on to become one of the premier takeover and IPO experts on the Street.

But, bucking against the same constraints that bothered Alex, Louis soon joined The Oxford Club as our Associate Investment Director… and quickly brought us opportunities he was uniquely positioned to uncover.

In 2005, Louis found a perfect takeover target… Compass Bank was growing by double digits every year, with an extremely loyal customer base, and a large presence in the very markets where bigger banks lacked branches.

All good indications of an attractive target… but Louis knew something extra. Through related contacts, Louis found out in early 2006 that Compass’ elderly CEO was preparing for retirement – and he’d like a nice stock buyout as his going-away gift.

What was a good takeover target became a lock for big short-term gains. In April 2006, Louis recommended his readers pick up options on Compass Bank. And in just over 2 months, anyone who took his advice made 180%.

When financial experts wield the “Dead Certain” formula, you are virtually guaranteed outsized gains… like we’re expecting from our next “Dead Certainty” play.

Our fifth “Dead Certainty” play, quietly and out of the view of Wall Street, has lined up guaranteed profits for years to come.

This despite the fact it’s in the oil industry, and oil itself is on a wild seesaw. You see, this company will get its payments, no matter where the price of oil goes. They’ve already got it in writing.

It’s a small offshore drilling operation that makes its money leasing out platforms. And its eight platforms are booked months – or years – in advance. Some won’t be free until 2010. Each platform is paid for by one of the big oil companies – at rates up to $538,000 per day.

There are plenty of other, larger drilling companies… but there’s more work for drillers than can go around, making size a non-factor. And those larger companies are the ones analysts are pouring into.

We prefer this smaller company because it’s been overlooked, it’s attractively priced, and it’s got some of the best profit margins in the business. That’s why it’s up 526% in the past five years – and because it already has growing profits lined up in advance, we expect it to do the same thing over the next five.

With a sure, steady source of income for years already contracted out, this is the purest kind of “Dead Certainty” play you can find.

As America grays, certain industries that once were niche are quickly becoming big business.

Caring for the elderly is one such niche.

New, active retirement homes are sprouting everywhere. The ballooning need for home medical service has made nursing one of the most in-demand careers in America. And most boomers haven’t even reached retirement yet.

They are about to. And when they do, you’ll want to have a large stake in our sixth “Dead Certainty” play – a leading company that serves the various needs of the elderly and infirm.

It’s growing exponentially – with its most recent earnings outpacing analyst predictions.

But that’s only the beginning. As America’s largest demographic chunk – not to mention its richest population – ages, the demands for this company’s services will only go up. We’re entering the Golden Age of Retirement – and every forward-looking investor will want to load up his or her portfolio to take advantage of this demographic shift.

Simply put, the reason we can offer bold promises on companies like the above, is because we’ve got such a strong record of delivering results. Our 5-year performance is currently ranked 3rd-best by the Hulbert Digest.

It’s led by winners like…

• 85.57% on Kinder Morgan
  
  
• 198.36% in Amazon
  
  
• 394.65% in Celgene
  
  
• 234.01% in the Aluminum Company of China

Or, take one of our favorite “Dead Certainty” picks. This one came to us from a former professor of linguistics at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill, who also worked for three White House administrations – amongst other positions in an eclectic and storied career.

Using some of her academic connections, this member discovered a whisper campaign unknown to those in the financial sector. The largest dental supplier, Dentsply – 3 times larger than its closest competitor – had just dropped an extra thousand sales reps into dentist offices around the globe.

With a little digging, she discovered Dentsply’s slew of new patents for breakthroughs in the dental supply game – such as new ceramics to create more realistic and comfortable fake teeth.

Since sharing her findings with her fellow Oxfordians, we locked in gains of 108% - and Dentsply is still up 76% from when we bought it.

Or… to use another example… one of our analysts found, from his research in Israel in 2003, a medical breakthrough ready to take the world by storm.

You see, in the 1950s, many pregnant women took a drug called thalidomide to calm morning sickness. But this was an awful mistake – it created all sorts of complications and health problems for the baby… and was quickly banned by the FDA.

But a research team in Israel wasn’t convinced that was the end of the story. While thalidomide might hurt unborn children… it seemed to calm the immune system of adults. And after decades of research, this small team of Israeli scientists discovered thalidomide could prove very useful in fighting certain types of cancer.

Thanks to his extensive network of contacts, our analyst found out about this development well before The Street did… and had his eye on the one company holding the U.S. patent on thalidomide.

When the FDA reversed its ban on the drug – and recommended it as a cancer treatment – our analyst immediately brought the news to his fellow Oxfordians. And we saw shares jump 394% in the time we owned them.

The best part is, with so many knowledgeable and interested fellow club members always looking for opportunities like this… you don’t have to spend your days buried in research.

You don’t have to spend weeks studying every analytic in a company. Others are hard at work, doing just that.

Leaving you free to enjoy the riches such knowledge can bring. You may golf, you may enjoy long walks with your family… perhaps it’s beachside vacations you prefer… or a hearty hike through mountain passages.

It doesn’t matter. All that matters is this:

With a solid foundation of “Dead Certainties” that can constantly grow the base of your money… and with fellow members bringing you fresh opportunities for fast gains as the “icing on the cake,” you may never need to worry about your finances again.

All you need do is enjoy them.

Investing can be as easy as reading this next passage…

Few analysts see it yet, but in a few years, Alberta’s oil sands are going to be the main source of sweet crude for the entire world. That’s because, while conventional oil fields dry up, Alberta’s huge sands are just coming online.

Whatever company controls this oil, controls the energy future of countless countries.

For many years, the oil sands of Alberta were a tantalizing plum – just out of the reach of affordability. So, even with 8 times the oil of all the fields of Saudi Arabia, any company working the sands was floundering at best.

No more. Once oil hit $50, these sands became safely profitable. With oil bouncing around $100, working the sands is better than owning a money-printing press.

And make no mistake – the price of oil may fluctuate in the short term, but mid- and long-term, it’s only going up. The biggest oil fields around the world – from Mexico’s Cantarell to Saudi Arabia’s Ghawar – are all entering their declines. New, conventional fields are rare finds. And with the BRIC nations growing at or near double digits every year, demand is skyrocketing.

And our seventh “Dead Certainty” should be extracting oil from the sands of Alberta for the next 25 years. Proven reserves of up to 2.5 trillion barrels of oil have been found in this region – that’s 8 times the amount found in Saudi Arabia.

Extracting this oil from the sands isn’t the easiest process – which helps keep new competition out. But once it’s above ground, it’s even sweeter than the usual light, sweet crude – because the extraction process helps refine the oil. So it sells at a premium price.

Simply put, this company is poised to dominate the oil markets for years to come. We’re looking for an immediate jump of 171% to 180% in the short term – as Wall Street realizes Alberta’s sands are just as legitimate a source of oil as anything Exxon is digging up – and far more bountiful.

Developing and developed nations are going on a power-infrastructure spending spree. And the lion’s share of that capital is heading to one company – one of the six largest global industrial firms in the world. Consider…

During peak hours, India’s homes and businesses need 13% more electricity than the country can provide.

The story is similar in China, Brazil, Russia, and a host of other fast-developing nations. That’s why all these countries are frantically building up their electrical infrastructure.

At the same time, developed nations like Germany and Japan – and even oil bastions like Texas – are fast converting to green energy like wind, solar, and hydropower.

Our analysts and Wall Street prognosticators are in rare agreement – the company building this infrastructure is likely to see its earning jump 30% this year, conservatively. At the moment, this company is already seeing growth of 41%. That leads all of its competitors… by a hefty margin.

And at its current price, this Swiss giant is a huge bargain. Even if it just chugs along, you could make 1,278% gains. If it goes on a takeover binge – as many insiders believe it will – then shares should really skyrocket.

I’d like to send you the full report on all these stocks, Dead Certain Riches: 8 Stocks That Can Inject An Extra $559,000 Into Your Account. Normally, this report would cost $45. But I’d like to give it to you, free.

Last year, one of our chapter meetings was held in Jacksonhole, Wyoming – nestled at the feet of the Grand Tetons. This year, we stayed at the renowned Grove Park Inn of Asheville, North Carolina – overlooking the Smoky Mountains. Our next meeting is scheduled in Nicaragua. In years past, we’ve held chapter meetings in Banff, Canada, amongst the Canadian Rockies… we’ve met with like-minded investors in Del Ray Beach, Florida, overlooking the Atlantic… Vancouver, British Columbia, at the shores of the Pacific… even New Orleans, amid the bustle of Bourbon Street (and where we’ll return in April). Our Chapter Meetings and Financial Conferences are one of the perks our members consistently rate the highest.

All I ask is that you consider membership in our wealth-building club, The Oxford Club.

You see, occasionally we decide to open our club up to new members – and we believe that you would benefit from this membership. And, in turn, we would benefit from having you as a member.

Would you have enjoyed the chance to double your money – or better – 140 times in the past 4 years?

Would you like to have your own research team, on the ground, telling you when China is about to soar again – knowing because they’ve seen the new trains full of materials pulling into the actual factories?

Would you like to have an in at one of India’s most powerful hedge funds – a fund that makes its money by investing in small, growing Indian companies well before they make noise on the international market? Would you like to have an analyst – fluent in Japanese – give you updates on the Nikkei… updates that don’t make it into English-language newspapers?

Then I invite you to join The Oxford Club for a 45-day trial period. Just for giving us a chance, we’ll send you our report, Dead Certain Riches: 8 Stocks That Can Inject An Extra $559,000 Into Your Account.

If, at the end of 45 days, you decide we aren’t for you, canceling your membership is simple. Let us know, and we'll give you a complete refund of your subscription price – and you can keep Dead Certain Riches as a thank you for giving us a try.

However, I expect your experience will be more like that of your fellow members…

“My portfolio has almost doubled in the three years I have been following your advice, and I have been purchasing through a broker, just the straight stock buy and sell method and I haven't even done any options yet, or been to any conferences! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!”

~ Thomas S., North Carolina

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“Just wanted to thank you for another tremendous year with Oxford Club. Your research and recommendations have been outstanding, as we've come to expect.”

~ Albert O., Maitland, Florida

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“By rigorously following the investment recommendations and rules provided by the Oxford Club, I have made consistent 40% ROI every year for the past three years, and was able to retire at age 45 and now live comfortably off my investments… The books, pamphlets, seminars, and contacts provide an envelope of support and reinforcement that, if followed, ensure success.”

~ Ralph W., Atlanta, Georgia

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“I decided to join the club in December, 2006 and followed up by joining the Chairman’s Circle in April 2007. My Chairman’s Circle membership paid for itself in less than 3 weeks. Their recommendations have been very good and I am extremely pleased I made this decision. My portfolio is up over 20% for the year, even with the downside market swings of late July.”

~ Rich S., Phoenix, Arizona

It’s true, we’re built around bringing our members unprecedented chances at great wealth. And with gains like 117.69% in Royal Bank… 394.65% in Celgene… and 171.24% in Boston Properties… out of 140 triple-digit winners our services have picked the past four years – we think we’re doing a good job.

But being a member of The Oxford Club is about more than just wealth creation and the peace of mind that comes with watching its growth month over month… it’s also about living a truly wealthy life.

It’s about meeting in Vancouver, or Banff, for chapter meetings made more meaningful by inspiring locales… And if you can’t make a meeting, not to worry – we’ll often provide recordings of presentations.

It’s about special teleconferences that address the news affecting you today… like the teleseminar we just held about the market’s most recent correction. It’s about the special invitations and offers from the finest outside organizations – organizations that we have screened, and believe will add to your financial knowledge. And, of course, organizations that will treat Oxford Club members with the esteem earned by such a successful group of people.

It’s about the connections – and privileges – that come with welcoming CEOs, politicians, and royalty into your social circle… in short, it’s about joining a world larger than the normal one.

Until you’re a member, it’s difficult to imagine what a difference membership can make. That’s why we’re ready to give you a special peek inside The Oxford Club…

A one-year membership to The Oxford Club, for those lucky enough to be invited, is one of the best bargains on the planet. Although our members can make thousands – and millions – of dollars with their membership, we only charge $149 per year. For that, you can belong to one of the most successful and influential elite financial organizations in the world.

But once in a while, we open our doors to new members – and offer a very special “charter membership” price.

So instead of $149 a year, you will only pay $79 for your first year as an Oxford Club member.

This low price entitles you to all the benefits of membership:

• The Oxford Communique – once a month, your Communique will arrive, full of stock recommendations, business profiles, and a full run-down of all our portfolios. In addition, we’ll send a special mid-month email every month – examining market conditions as they shift, and keeping you informed of the best moves to answer those changes.
  
  
• The monthly OC Club News Edition – detailing the happenings in and around The Oxford Club.
  
  
• The Oxford Portfolio Update will arrive in your inbox, two or three times every week. The Update gives in-depth examinations of the performance of one or more of the companies we are following. You’ll also receive Oxford Club Trading Alerts and Safety Switches – giving you up-to-the-minute recommendations on when to buy and sell the stocks we suggest.
  
  
• You’ll be enrolled in our Investment U e-letter – bringing you what no books, no schools, and no brokers will teach you, three times a week.
  
  
• You’ll receive Alex Green’s Spiritual Wealth newsletter – because not all wealth is monetary, and we believe in happy individuals, not just rich ones.
  
  
• Invitations to all our Chapter Meetings, along with other Financial Conferences we feel would be a benefit to our members. For members in good standing, we extend discounts on all our events.
  
  
• Full access to our Club rooms – in our headquarters in Baltimore, and at The Oxford Club’s international center in Nicaragua. In addition, we have property exchanges around the world… like a resort in Nicaragua available to members for much less than the public price. And in a few months, our new Oxford Club library and club room will be built at a chateau in Normandy, France.
  
  
• Full access to our library of “White Papers” – a collection of financial reports and investment insights that we have written throughout the years. Each one normally sells for $45 – but they are free for members.
  
  
• Free Access to a Member Services Liaison – like having your own support team on call. If you have any questions about your membership, they will be available to help you.
  
  
• Discounted Brokerage and Financial Services – because the wealthy never pay full price, and neither should you. Due to the size of our membership, we’re able to provide our members a roster of brokers and discounted services at some of the largest and most respected brokerages in the world. You’ll never have to pay full commissions again – and you’ll gain access to a number of financial services –that are available to Oxford Club members only.
  
  
• Profit-Seeking Expeditions – because we are always exploring the globe in search of great opportunities, and we often invite our members to come along. Recently, we’ve gone to India… China… New Zealand… and South America. If you have any interest in digging deep into first-hand investment research, this is the best opportunity I know of.

… and much more. But that’s not all we’d like to give you. As a new member, we have a special welcome package prepared for you, including 7 more bonus reports:

Bonus Report #1: How To Claim Your “Gas Rebate” Checks… Right now, some smart Americans are collecting checks from a little-known government-authorized "gas rebate" program. And they’ll continue receiving checks until 2011. In this report, find out how you can join them.

Bonus Report #2: How To Collect 122% In The Next Twelve Months On The Coming Gold Surge… Empires have risen and fallen… currencies have come and gone… but gold has remained the evergreen measure of wealth. With America’s current decline and the crash of the dollar, there has never been a more important time to allocate some of your wealth to gold… and this report will show you the best way to invest now.

Bonus Report #3: Collect Your Share Of The 10,316% Nanotech Windfall… A field growing smaller by the day is about to lead to some enormous profits. Nanotechnology has reached a technological breaking point, and now it’s being applied to fields as diverse as oil and the medical field. This report will show you how to grab your piece of this billion-dollar pie.

Bonus Report #4: Momentum Investing: The Fast Track To Extreme Profits… In this report, Investment Director Alex Green will teach you how to spot stocks ready to surge… and how to hang on for the sort of profits that can easily support a comfortable retirement.

Bonus Report #5: The Secret To Playing Takeovers For 554% Gains… In the world of business, one of the most powerful tactics for gaining an edge or cornering a market is the well-placed takeover. In this report, Associate Investment Director Louis Basenese teaches you how to spot the most likely takeover targets… and how to play a coming acquisition for maximum gains.

Bonus Report #6: Turn Your Portfolio Into A Perpetual Money Machine… This report shows you exactly how to start collecting eight checks a month – 96 checks a year – for any amount you want. We’ll show you just which companies are providing this extraordinary service… and tell you exactly how to start collecting your checks, immediately.

Bonus Report #7: The Four Pillars Of Wealth: How To Achieve Your Financial Goals In The New Millennium… This is perhaps the most important bonus report you’ll receive, as it shows you the Four Pillars behind the Oxford Club philosophy of investing. Based on theories that have won the Nobel Prize – and that have guided our market-beating returns through the years – knowing these Four Pillars will improve any financial moves you make. This is one to keep on the shelf and read and reread.

Again, you get everything I’ve mentioned here – plus so many other countless benefits of Oxford Club membership – for the special “charter member” price of just $79.

But there’s something else you should know.

We understand The Oxford Club is not for everyone. As you know by now, we’re not the standard “guru” driven newsletter, and although we’ve had our good share of triple-digit – and even quadruple-digit – winners over the years (140 since 2004), ours is a more common sense approach to wealth.

Our “Dead Certainty” portfolio is a classic example…

These are investments you could buy now… set aside… and enjoy your life while they make hundreds of thousands of dollars over the next 10 years.

Meanwhile, you’ll have ample opportunity to earn bigger gains through unique situations that arise within the club, like we did with Celgene (394%)… Kinder Morgan (85.57%)… Dentsply (108%)… or any of the innumerable winners we haven’t had time to mention here, like our 107% win in China Life Insurance.

My point in telling you this is simple:

If you’re with us for the next 45 days and you decide, for whatever reason, our organization simply isn’t for you – that’s not a problem. Just let us know and we’ll refund your $79 “charter membership” fee. You can even keep the special reports you’ve received – valued at $360 – including details on our “Dead Certainty” stocks.

So, you see, all the risk is ours.

But there’s another guarantee I’d like to extend you…

One that involves the “Dead Certainty” stocks I’ve been telling you about – and our promise that they’ll reward you with a million-dollar retirement…

It’s simply this: if the basket of “Dead Certainty” recommendations you find in your special report doesn’t show you at least 459% gains over the next 10 years you may request – and receive – a full refund of the dues you paid to be a Premiere Member of The Oxford Club for the last decade. (Excluding upgrades – that’s up to a $149 annual value!)

We are very confident in these 8 companies – confident enough to offer this rather extraordinary guarantee.

We simply can’t give you a better offer than this – 45 days to preview your membership, your free Dead Certain Riches report – along with 7 more bonus reports – for nearly two-thirds off the usual club fees – plus all the perks and privileges that come with Oxford Club membership.

There’s not a better time to join The Oxford Club…

You get all the benefits of a full membership for the special charter price of $79 – that’s almost half-off…

Best of all, you’ll be coming in just as we’re releasing what could very well be our most important report of the decade – details on 8 “Dead Certainty” stocks that could give you an opportunity to secure a million-dollar retirement.

But time is of the essence…

These stocks are already moving higher – and by getting in now, you could be just in time to start collecting the juicy cash dividends many of them are paying.

In fact, the first substantial dividend is scheduled for the beginning of February.

So please don’t delay – to redeem your invitation today… and begin enjoying a new life of privilege and potential tomorrow. Or if you'd prefer, please call our Member Services team at 877.806.4511 or 915.849.4617 and mention Priority Code: .

Sincerely,

James Boxley Cooke
Honorary Chairman
The Oxford Club

P.S. One of our “Dead Certainty” stocks may be close to completing a takeover, and the news might hit any day. If you want to be sure to get in on the near-certain gains this move could create, now, so we can get your free report, Dead Certain Riches, to you as soon as possible.